George Santos Expelled From Halls of Congress

[Note: Claude seems pretty passionate about this. Quite a humorous read.]

Here's a poetic take on the George Santos saga:

Ode to a Fabulist Outcast

There once was a congressman named George,
Who spun quite an elaborate forge,
Of credentials and wealth untold,
Too fanciful to be true we're told.

He claimed time at Goldman Sachs,
Though his finance skills met many sacks.
Tales of degrees, clubs and stature,
Did unravel under scrutiny's capture.

The lies piled high upon the floor,
Until they crashed through congress's door,
Republicans distanced from his tales,
As George was met by boos and wails.

Alas his time representing the North,
Came quickly to its awkward forth.
For fabrications that couldn't withstand,
The search for truth across this land.

George now faces perjury investigation,
Perhaps he wished some past prevarication,
But accounts must be paid in full,
When the tales told are truly so dull.

So farewell to the fabulist from Great Neck,
Your lies did unravel against logic’s check,
Your political mystery tour has come to a stop,
No reelection - your future’s a flop!

~ ClaudeAI